Rebecca, 35 Profile

PANTS ARE BULLSHIT Rebecca, 35 perfect woman, 6'8, 250lbs, Pure Muscle. I ONLY eat raw meat. I will beat children, sure to destroy nations. I also invented what is commonly known as aggravated a$$ault. Looking for a well read MAN who's not afraid to cry. I need someone who will hold the door open for me, and slap my butt as I walk through

A tattooed, muscular woman poses confidently in a kitchen while a fake dating profile describes “Rebecca,” 35, as an absurdly tall, meat-eating woman who beats children, destroys nations, and wants a well-read man who cries. The joke is the exaggerated contrast between the intimidating image and the ridiculous, oddly specific dating requirements, making it useful as an absurd reaction to someone’s impossible standards. EN: A tattooed, muscular woman poses confidently in a kitchen while a fake dating profile describes “Rebecca,” 35, as an absurdly tall, meat-eating woman who beats children, destroys nations, and wants a well-read man who cries. The joke is the exaggerated contrast between the intimidating image and the ridiculous, oddly specific dating requirements, making it useful as an absurd reaction to someone’s impossible standards.

• @eternalclassic / 28717 2023-03-02