Plants vs Zombies Presentation

PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES

A serious-looking man in a suit presents Plants vs. Zombies plant cards while rapidly listing increasingly absurd defenses and references in a deadpan speech. The joke comes from treating the simple tower-defense game as an elaborate, inappropriate military briefing, ending by returning to the familiar Plants vs. Zombies logo. EN: A serious-looking man in a suit presents Plants vs. Zombies plant cards while rapidly listing increasingly absurd defenses and references in a deadpan speech. The joke comes from treating the simple tower-defense game as an elaborate, inappropriate military briefing, ending by returning to the familiar Plants vs. Zombies logo.

Plants, this is zombies. To protect your head you will have a benefactor of war, baby's first gun, suicide bomber, a wall, a fucking landmine, brain freeze, war fetish, two balls, vietnam, brocus fuck, puberty, penetration, pussy bitch talking to your crush, magic mushrooms, Hiroshima and Nagasaki. A boat, necado, the migos, taco bell, stepping on a thorn, stepping on a lego, an arsonist, Great Wall of Mexico, the hair in the sink. Somali Pirate, Two Girls, One Plot, Maractus, Blowjob, Sweet Home, Alabama. Zombie-proof armor of 5-some, and I shit you not a fucking lamp post. Magneto. Cabbage, corn, repenetration. We are sponsored by Red Bull, a real estate agent. Umbrella Academy, Sugar Daddy, Gold Digger, Watermelon, Watermelon Ice Cream, TF2's The Spy, and finally, Floating Pussy-Homing Missile. What's with the zombies?

• @sbunem / 76413 2024-07-05