Dating the Bathroom Spider

There's a spider in my bathroom I've had around for a while now and I've taken to putting other bugs in her web or trapping them in there so she can catch them. She was just dining on a little black beetle I left for her last time I visited. I pretend we're dating and tell her about my day while she eats. I have showered in front of her, act shy about it, and sometimes get hard under her gaze. Just sometimes.

A screenshot of an anonymous imageboard post about someone treating a spider living in their bathroom like a romantic partner. The punchline is the increasingly bizarre confession that the writer showers in front of the spider and sometimes becomes aroused while she watches, making it an absurd reaction meme about extreme loneliness and unconventional attraction.

• @eternalclassic / 28243 2023-02-21