The Cock and Balls Opening

A serious-looking chess commentator demonstrates an absurd opening by arranging the pieces to resemble a penis and testicles, while calmly explaining each move. The joke comes from using formal chess-analysis language to describe an intentionally obscene visual pattern.

It's called the cock and balls opening. Starts off with E4, E6, D4, crafting the shaft. After D5 you want to play Bishop D3, and after Knight to F6, you need to play Bishop to E3. Normally Knight to C6, developing the Knight, but now we play Knight to E2. After Bishop B4 check, looks pretty scary, but it actually loses the game to C3. After Bishop to A5, we want to play Knight to D2, and now my friends, we've completed the cock, all we need is some balls. Now after castles castles we create our first ball black plays h6 then we play f3 supporting our shaft black normally develops to bishop to d7 and then we play b4 bishop goes back to b6 and then we play queen to b3 normally black will take trying to destroy our cock and this is why we supported it with f3 then black plays pawn to a6 trying to free up a7 for the bishop after which we play rook to c1 completing our cocking balls

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