Buying All the Twix
>be me >at vending machines wanting to get something >whatdoiget >theres a kid behind me >hear him say he wants a twix >i see that there are 4 twix left >i buy all 4 twix for myself >leave
A greentext narrator stands at vending machines, hears a child say he wants a Twix, then selfishly buys all four remaining Twix bars and leaves. The joke is exaggerated petty selfishness, making this useful as a reaction to someone deliberately taking everything for themselves. EN: A greentext narrator stands at vending machines, hears a child say he wants a Twix, then selfishly buys all four remaining Twix bars and leaves. The joke is exaggerated petty selfishness, making this useful as a reaction to someone deliberately taking everything for themselves.
- @eternalclassic / 27929 2023-02-14
- Template
- Greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×800 · 48.3 KiB
- Mood
- petty, absurd
- Language
- en
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