Absurd Skyrim Instructions

What it means

A fast-paced hand-drawn animation depicts a blond fantasy character carrying out increasingly bizarre acts: urinating on a creature’s food, fighting strange beings, attacking an orc, and violently assaulting fantasy characters. The joke is an absurd parody of Skyrim-style quest instructions, made funny by escalating from nonsensical errands to chaotic cartoon violence. EN: A fast-paced hand-drawn animation depicts a blond fantasy character carrying out increasingly bizarre acts: urinating on a creature’s food, fighting strange beings, attacking an orc, and violently assaulting fantasy characters. The joke is an absurd parody of Skyrim-style quest instructions, made funny by escalating from nonsensical errands to chaotic cartoon violence.

Speech

Urinate into a furlickers litter box, stir tree huggers in a walk, report snowmen to the Thalmor, light fireworks in a orcs anus.

Who

Dragonborn (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)

Objects

blond fantasy warrior / светловолосый фантастический воин gray bodysuit / серый комбинезон sun-shaped blond hair / светлые волосы в форме солнца purple creature / фиолетовое существо giant gray humanoid / огромный серый гуманоид green dinosaur-like creature / зелёное динозавроподобное существо blue bowl / синяя миска brown feces / коричневые экскременты fork / вилка volcano / вулкан lava / лава green hands / зелёные руки orc / орк severed limbs / отрубленные конечности blood / кровь old woman / пожилая женщина black-robed hooded figure / фигура в чёрной мантии с капюшоном bearded man / бородатый мужчина red firework rocket / красная ракета-фейерверк cartoon violence / мультяшное насилие