Emergency Gooning Kit

Text on the meme

Emergency Gooning Kit I made, just in case I need to goon immediately any-where I am. laptop and charger, pictures of goonsluts, tons of lube, fleshlight, earphones and 6 terabytes worth of my private goon material collection!

What it means

A flat-lay photo shows an “emergency gooning kit” arranged on a wooden floor, including a backpack, laptop, charger, printed pictures, lubricant, earphones, and a fleshlight. The joke is the absurdly thorough preparation for immediate masturbation anywhere, parodying an emergency survival kit. It is sent as an explicit, shocking, or degenerate reaction meme. EN: A flat-lay photo shows an “emergency gooning kit” arranged on a wooden floor, including a backpack, laptop, charger, printed pictures, lubricant, earphones, and a fleshlight. The joke is the absurdly thorough preparation for immediate masturbation anywhere, parodying an emergency survival kit. It is sent as an explicit, shocking, or degenerate reaction meme.

Objects

backpack / рюкзак laptop / ноутбук laptop charger / зарядное устройство для ноутбука printed photographs / распечатанные фотографии bottle of lubricant / бутылка смазки fleshlight / мастурбатор earphones / наушники electronic cables / электронные кабели blue notebook or folder / синяя тетрадь или папка wooden floor / деревянный пол