Утренний ритуал Патрика Бейтмана

Патрик Бейтман из «Американского психопата» медленно и бесстрастно ухаживает за лицом, пока закадровый монолог описывает абсурдную утреннюю рутину токсичного завсегдатая 4chan: просмотр тредов, провокации, коллекционирование мемов и бесконечное возбуждение. Контраст между стерильным уходом за собой, мрачной фортепианной музыкой SEXISDEATH и всё более нелепым содержанием монолога создаёт сатирический эффект; ролик используют как реакцию на чрезмерно онлайн-образ жизни и «дегенеративную» интернет-рутину. EN: Patrick Bateman from “American Psycho” slowly and expressionlessly performs his skincare routine while a voice-over describes the absurd morning routine of a toxic 4chan regular: checking threads, provoking arguments, collecting memes, and endless arousal. The contrast between sterile self-care, dark piano music by SEXISDEATH, and the increasingly ridiculous monologue creates the satire; the clip is used as a reaction to an excessively online lifestyle and a “degenerate” internet routine.

I like to start my morning browsing my favorite website, 4chan, where I spend most of my time on my home board, TV. I check the catalog to see if any of my cunny threads from last night are still up. Then I go on the hunt for some new frogs to add to my collection, or so-called rare pep-bays. I look for any big arguments going on where I adapt my style to impersonate the other posters, and then bask in the resulting anger and confusion. If I'm in a hurry, I will just engage in some sneed posting. But if time permits, I will denigrate select people for their tastes, while praising the superiority of silent Kino like D.W. Griffith or early German expressionism, even though I've never seen any of it. I believe in taking care of myself and my body, which includes a medically necessary sexual release at least four times a day. Feet, blue aliens, architecture, delicious chocolate. I've rewired my brain to make use of it all. The obvious solution would be to visit any of the explicit sections, but that's a rookie mistake. As a seasoned poster, I know the best stuff can always be found on the blueboards. I pull up a thread and start edging. I can go for hours now. Before I leave for work, I will usually take the time to post some derogatory remarks about the board janitors as well. The jannies. Even after all these years, I still can't believe they work for free.

♪ SEXISDEATH — American Pyscho Piano

• @eternalclassic / 27430 2023-02-04