The Bible Has No Meth Rules

NONE OF US ARE GOING TO HELL! You guys are going to be stoked. I just finished reading the Bible (The word of God which is meant to be taken completely literally) and guess what? Can you guess? OKAY I'll just tell you. There are literally NO rules about meth. If you're a "Drunkard" you will not inherit the Kingdom of Heaven but there is nothing at all about being a tweaker. That is both old and new Testaments. You heard it here first. The Bible Part I & II both have no commandments, laws, rules or anything about crystal methamphetamine. Not even listed as being a sin. Not even a MINOR sin.

A Reddit-style text post humorously claims that the Bible condemns drunkenness but says nothing about methamphetamine use. The joke relies on an absurdly literal and selective reading of scripture, presenting a loophole as proof that “tweaking” is not a sin. It is shared as an absurd reaction to discussions about religion, rules, or moral loopholes.

• @eternalclassic / 27386 2023-02-03