Astral Plane Mind Powers

I have been doing breathing exercises for weeks. Meditation and thoughtfulness as well obviously. I'm building up my psychic powers and focusing my chakras. When that one anon who spams the flat Earth memes in humor threads starts posting here, I plan to track him down through the astral plane and kill him with my mind.

A dark 4chan-style text post describes someone practicing meditation, chakra focus, and psychic powers in preparation to mentally kill an anonymous user who posts flat Earth memes. The joke is the absurd escalation from harmless mindfulness exercises to an imaginary supernatural revenge plan. EN: A dark 4chan-style text post describes someone practicing meditation, chakra focus, and psychic powers in preparation to mentally kill an anonymous user who posts flat Earth memes. The joke is the absurd escalation from harmless mindfulness exercises to an imaginary supernatural revenge plan.

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