Friendly Dog Protection Strategy

if u ever see a girl walking alone at night, dont walk towards her. that may scare her and its really creepy. instead, sprint on all fours at her. this makes u resemble a friendly dog (girls love dogs). she will know ur there to protect her and she will feel safe

A person wearing a large doll-like mask stands indoors beneath text advising people to sprint on all fours toward a girl walking alone at night so they resemble a friendly dog. The joke is absurd and deliberately creepy: the supposed safety advice would make the situation far more frightening, parodying misguided attempts to seem protective. EN: A person wearing a large doll-like mask stands indoors beneath text advising people to sprint on all fours toward a girl walking alone at night so they resemble a friendly dog. The joke is absurd and deliberately creepy: the supposed safety advice would make the situation far more frightening, parodying misguided attempts to seem protective.

• @eternalclassic / 26539 2023-01-17