Absurd Job Market Search

Text on the meme

two pathways and only tells lies No matching jobs found for "Guy who guards two pathways and only tells lies" pathways and only tells the truth No matching jobs found for "Guy who guards two pathways and only tells the truth" The fucking job market is abysmal

What it means

A mock LinkedIn search shows no jobs for a person who guards two pathways and tells either lies or the truth. The punchline is that even absurdly specific and contradictory qualifications produce no employment results, mocking the hopelessness of the job market. It is sent as a reaction to unemployment, impossible job searches, or frustrating hiring requirements.

Objects

LinkedIn search page / страница поиска LinkedIn search bar / строка поиска search button / кнопка поиска location field / поле местоположения United States location / местоположение США home icon / значок домика search results / результаты поиска job listing message / сообщение о вакансиях two pathways / два пути person guarding pathways / человек, охраняющий пути text caption / текстовая подпись