Ghost Girl Rejects Autistic Flirting

>Be me >Live in an apartment being haunted by a girl who an hero'd herself a few years back >It's hot as fuck on this particular night, so I'm sleeping naked >Wake up in the middle of the night and see her standing next to my bed, staring at me >Oh shit. It's a haunting >She's completely naked and I can see cut marks all over her arms and legs >Down the road, not across the street. She meant business >Cute face though. Easily an 8/10 >Suddenly get a massive hard on while checking out her face and body >Ghost Girl sees this and gives me this kind of "what the fuck?" >My autism kicks in >"D-do you want to touch it?" >Ghost Girl's face is in pure disgust now. She starts to move away from me >Try to make a saving throw >"S-sorry about that! Maybe we can just be friends instead?" >Ghost Girl disappears >mfw It's been a couple of months now /b/ros and I haven't seen her since. I think I might have fucked up.

A Pepe greentext narrates a man being haunted by a naked ghost girl, becoming sexually aroused, and awkwardly offering her a chance to touch him. She reacts with disgust and disappears, leaving him convinced that he ruined the encounter; the joke comes from the grotesque supernatural setup colliding with extreme social awkwardness and autism-related self-deprecation. It is used as an absurd, crude reaction meme about misreading a situation and catastrophically fumbling an opportunity.

• @eternalclassic / 26248 2023-01-11