Half-Life Protagonist Status Report
SUBJECT: FREEMAN STATUS: HIRED AWAITING ASSIGNMENT SUBJECT: SHEPHARD STATUS: DETAINED FURTHER EVALUATION PENDING SUBJECT: CALHOUN STATUS: OUT OF RANGE NO FURTHER COMMENT
Three Half-Life characters are shown beneath military-style status reports: Gordon Freeman is hired and awaiting assignment, Adrian Shephard is detained pending further evaluation, and Barney Calhoun is out of range with no further comment. The joke contrasts the fates and availability of the series’ protagonists as a deadpan reaction to different work or mission situations. EN: Three Half-Life characters are shown beneath military-style status reports: Gordon Freeman is hired and awaiting assignment, Adrian Shephard is detained pending further evaluation, and Barney Calhoun is out of range with no further comment. The joke contrasts the fates and availability of the series’ protagonists as a deadpan reaction to different work or mission situations.
- @eternalclassic / 16205 2022-07-15
- @eternalclassic / 26214 2023-01-10
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×542 · 61.0 KiB
- Mood
- deadpan, absurd
- Language
- en
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