Jailhouse Sex Doll Warning
It has come to our attention that some inmates in the Scioto County Jail are making sex dolls. While we appreciate the entrepreneurial spirit and can understand the thicc one on the right, we must insist that you stop making mermaids. We aren’t sure what law you’re breaking, but we are pretty certain that making jailhouse fish to have sex with is somehow illegal. PLEASE STOP!
A humorous fake official Facebook post warns that inmates at Scioto County Jail are making bizarre homemade sex dolls, including a mermaid-like figure. The joke comes from treating the absurd creations as a serious legal violation and praising the inmates’ “entrepreneurial spirit” while demanding that they stop. It is shared as an absurd reaction to strange DIY projects or over-the-top official statements.
Facebook post / публикация в Facebookjail cell / тюремная камераinmates / заключённыеman in a white shirt / мужчина в белой футболкеhomemade sex dolls / самодельные секс-куклыmermaid doll / кукла-русалкаdoll with red hair / кукла с рыжими волосамиdoll with blue tail / кукла с синим хвостомdoll limbs / конечности куклыbunk bed / двухъярусная кроватьmattress / матрасtoilet / туалетgreen cabinet / зелёный шкафsink / раковинаoverhead light / потолочный светильник
- @eternalclassic / 26197 2023-01-10
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- image
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- 510×800 · 95.1 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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