I Taught Myself Unity in a Hole

I TAUGHT MYSELF UNITY WHILE TRAPPED IN A MYSTERIOUS HOLE AND YOU CAN TOO! The hole will teach you all you need to become an app store millionaire! Make an app that lures innocent souls into the hole Make an app that sucks out your lifeforce through your eyeballs Make an app that turns your head into bugs Make Candy Crush, but if there's no candy and you just get crushed both physically and emotionally forever Create a cube! The hole my first cube! CALL (7P7) 6X9-4`09 CubeGuy99@hole.wordpress.com

A parody Unity tutorial claims that being trapped in a mysterious hole teaches you everything needed to become an app store millionaire. Its absurd lessons describe malicious apps, emotional suffering, and finally the supposedly important skill of creating a cube, mocking exaggerated programming-course promises and beginner Unity projects. EN: A parody Unity tutorial claims that being trapped in a mysterious hole teaches you everything needed to become an app store millionaire. Its absurd lessons describe malicious apps, emotional suffering, and finally the supposedly important skill of creating a cube, mocking exaggerated programming-course promises and beginner Unity projects.

• @eternalclassic / 25884 2023-01-04