Kyle Wants to Be a Husband

Kyle liked you Kyle could be a good match but doesn’t meet all your preferences. Kyle, 33 I just want to be a husband I’ve taken care of a cactus for 8 years now... because my ex 8 years ago left it with me and told me I’d probably let it die... so here we are Ashley. Cactus is still alive.

A dating-app profile for Kyle, 33, says he wants to be a husband and has kept a cactus alive for eight years after his ex left it with him. The joke is that this extremely basic achievement is presented as his main qualification for marriage, making the profile awkwardly earnest and funny as a dating reaction. EN: A dating-app profile for Kyle, 33, says he wants to be a husband and has kept a cactus alive for eight years after his ex left it with him. The joke is that this extremely basic achievement is presented as his main qualification for marriage, making the profile awkwardly earnest and funny as a dating reaction.

• @eternalclassic / 25797 2023-01-03