Jeremy's Threatening Santa Letter

DEER SANTA, i DO NOT like that STUNT you pulled with MY PARENTS. YOU ARE ON MY NAUGHTY LIST NOW. BE AFRAID YOU LOOK SLOW AND EASY TO KILL. ENJOY YOUR COOKYS NEXT YEAR BECAUSE THEY WILL BE POISON. i HOPE YOU DIE, JEREMY

A handwritten child’s letter to Santa angrily complains about a prank involving the writer’s parents, threatens to kill Santa, and says next year’s cookies will be poisoned. The joke is the absurdly hostile contrast between a child’s messy Christmas letter and the murderous threat. EN: A handwritten child’s letter to Santa angrily complains about a prank involving the writer’s parents, threatens to kill Santa, and says next year’s cookies will be poisoned. The joke is the absurdly hostile contrast between a child’s messy Christmas letter and the murderous threat.

• @eternalclassic / 25678 2022-12-31