Are You Alright at Border Control

Hello? Are you alright? Vaccination HITORI GOTOU ENTRY GRANTED ENTRY VISA GOTOU, HITORI JAPAN Work Pass This grants its holder the right to work in a specific field for 3 years. AUDIO TRANSCRIPT What is the purpose of your trip? H-here... H-here for your concert? Uh yes... Please come on as-a guest, please come on... I can’t scan it. Your vaccination certificate looks a bit... odd. PLEASE DON'T HARASS ME! I call it Doku, no need for bribe. I’ll let this one slide. Your contact is next time, ok? GoGo Hitori... Hello? Are you alright? KESSOKU BAND TICKETS $10 FEATURING HITORI GOTOU RYO YAMADA IKUYO KITA DECEMBER 17 SATURDAY 4–9 PM We will perform at the East Green Park! Kessoku Band concert on the 17th! The Weather NEWS Unexpected Japanese arrivals! Keep on person Merry Christmas BORDER CONTROL ATROTZKA name HITORI GOTOU sex female DOB 21.2.2005 ISS. Tokyo EXP. 21.2.2029 PURPOSE work DURATION 56kg WEIGHT ARSTOTZKA Access Permit Three point eight continuation... Ministry of ... ENTRY VISA DATE 17.2.21 VACCINE COVID-19 23.11.22 CHOLERA DAILY EXORCISMS Valid for 3 years Ministry of ...

A pink-haired anime girl is sitting at a grim border-control desk while a guard questions her about entering the country for a concert. Her documents are absurdly inconsistent, and the audio transcript shows her becoming nervous and confused when asked routine questions. The joke combines the bureaucratic interrogation of Papers, Please with Hitori Gotou’s extreme social anxiety from Bocchi the Rock!, making an ordinary border check feel like a crisis. EN: A pink-haired anime girl is sitting at a grim border-control desk while a guard questions her about entering the country for a concert. Her documents are absurdly inconsistent, and the audio transcript shows her becoming nervous and confused when asked routine questions. The joke combines the bureaucratic interrogation of Papers, Please with Hitori Gotou’s extreme social anxiety from Bocchi the Rock!, making an ordinary border check feel like a crisis.

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