Capitalism in a Week

Can you believe it Americans? CAPITALISM’S IN A WEEK! I’m so happy about this Information! IT GOT HERE SO FAST! OH Thats a LOT better... Last. Christmas But the very next day-

A bespectacled man in a white shirt and yellow tie enthusiastically celebrates capitalism arriving in a week, repeating the announcement with growing excitement. After someone tells him to shut up, he enjoys the silence—until he suddenly starts singing “Last Christmas,” making the interruption even more obnoxious. The clip works as an absurd reaction to replacing one annoying sound with another, escalating into violent game footage and a Christmas-song punchline.

Can you believe it, Americans? Capitalism! Just a week away! Capitalism's in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Capitalism! Just a week away! Oh, wow! Can you believe it? Capitalism! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Capitalism's gonna be here just a week- Shut up! That's a lot better. Now that it's nice and quiet, I can- Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. Oh, you've gotta be fucking kidding me!

• @eternalclassic / 25225 2022-12-22