Daily Affirmations for the Jealous

Text on the meme

daily affirmations: i do not get attached immediately i am not insane i am not jealous i do not get obsessed i am ok being left on read and it definitely does not make me want to scream

What it means

A bizarre flower-covered creature is surrounded by hearts and labeled with anxious relationship affirmations. The joke is that each denial clearly reveals intense attachment, jealousy, obsession, and rage about being left on read. It is sent as a self-deprecating reaction to romantic insecurity or emotional overreaction.

Objects

creature / существо bouquet of pink roses / букет розовых роз hearts / сердечки open mouth with sharp teeth / открытая пасть с острыми зубами long tail / длинный хвост claws / когти white background / белый фон red scribbles / красные каракули