How Do You Eat Kiwis

do you guys eat kiwis whole or are you like those that cuts them in half and then eats with a gay little spoon or maybe even worse you peel them? I cut them in half and eat them with a gay little spoon, on a fucking dainty napkin. I'm a civilized human being, you troglodyte. My thousands of ancestors didn't live and die in hardship for me to sit here and eat kiwis like a fucking ape.

A screenshot of an anonymous forum thread debates whether people eat kiwis whole, cut them in half, or peel them. The reply enthusiastically describes eating kiwi with a tiny spoon and a dainty napkin, mock-insulting the original poster as a troglodyte and ape; the joke comes from treating an ordinary fruit-eating preference as an absurd marker of civilization. EN: A screenshot of an anonymous forum thread debates whether people eat kiwis whole, cut them in half, or peel them. The reply enthusiastically describes eating kiwi with a tiny spoon and a dainty napkin, mock-insulting the original poster as a troglodyte and ape; the joke comes from treating an ordinary fruit-eating preference as an absurd marker of civilization.

• @eternalclassic / 24000 2022-11-30