Free Samples at the Store

>be me >go to the store >see a big sign that says "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" >start taking off my clothes >cashier looks at me in horror >tell her "It's ok, I'm here for the free samples"

A greentext-style joke shows someone misinterpreting a store sign and undressing because they came for free samples. The punchline comes from confusing "service" with access to samples and taking the rule absurdly literally.

• @eternalclassic / 23981 2022-11-30