Fake Money Strip Club Scheme
>Buy fake prop money off Amazon >Looks real as fuck >Last night >Go to strip club >Pay for entry fee and drinks at the bar with real money >Spend all night drunk and paying strippers for private lap dances >It's dark and their drunk/high so they don't check to see "For Motion Picture Use Only" >Spend over $4,000 in useless money in one night >All the strippers love me >Get to touch their boobs and asses >Feel like Chad for one night >Only costed $9.99 + tax I'm sure they figured it out by now so I can never go back there but man that felt good.
An anonymous poster describes buying fake prop money online and using it at a strip club after paying the entry fee and drinks with real cash. The joke is that the plan temporarily makes him feel rich and successful, but the fake bills are useless and the club will eventually discover the scam. It is shared as an absurd, reckless story about a one-night fantasy of being a “Chad.”
fake dollar bills / фальшивые долларовые купюрыmoney stack / пачка денегstrip club / стриптиз-клубbar / барdrinks / напиткиlap dance / танец на коленяхstrippers / стриптизёршиAmazon listing / объявление на Amazoncomputer screenshot / скриншот компьютераgreen text / зелёный текстanonymous forum post / анонимный пост на форумеdate and timestamp / дата и времяprop money disclaimer / предупреждение о бутафорских деньгах
- @eternalclassic / 23544 2022-11-22
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- absurd, reckless
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