Twitter Spokesman Builds Your Own Platform

BREAKING: As the new Twitter Blue is rolling out, some users are upset When selecting your “sex” option in the profile it only has “male, female, & other” If a user selects “other” — a “seek mental help” pop-up box appears & the app makes them “auto-follow” WTF When asked for comment, a Twitter spokesman said: “we are a private company and can do whatever we want. Don’t like it? Build your own platform. Don’t know how? Learn to code”

A screenshot shows two fictional tweets joking about Twitter Blue and a supposedly offensive profile option, followed by a sarcastic statement from a Twitter spokesman telling critics to build their own platform and learn to code. The punchline parodies dismissive corporate responses and the phrase “learn to code,” making it a reaction to platform controversies and censorship debates.

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