Cab Driver Has No Girlfriend

> Be me > Be cab driver in major tourist city > Haven't had sex in so long i'm basically virgin again > Pick up 3 spanish qt3.14s at the airport, ask to go to city hotel > Sure > During the ride we talk about the fun things to do in the city, night parties, where to get weed and booze, usual stuff > Arrived at their hotel > They say 'that was fun, why dont you hang out with us tonight?' > Turbo-autism kicks in > Answer 'oh no I can't, my girlfriend wouldn't be happy about that' > > > > I don't have a girlfriend > why am i like this

A Pepe greentext shows a lonely cab driver picking up three attractive Spanish tourists and being invited to party with them. He reflexively claims he has a girlfriend, then admits he does not, turning the story into a joke about social anxiety, self-sabotage, and “turbo-autism.” EN: A Pepe greentext shows a lonely cab driver picking up three attractive Spanish tourists and being invited to party with them. He reflexively claims he has a girlfriend, then admits he does not, turning the story into a joke about social anxiety, self-sabotage, and “turbo-autism.”

• @eternalclassic / 22670 2022-11-07