911 Call After Too Many Brownies

911 CALL: “911 what’s your emergency?” “I’m dead. I think I’m dead! Oh! Time’s going by really, really, really slow and my heart’s beating backwards!” “What makes you think your heart’s beating backwards?” “Well, normally, it goes ‘goop boop’ and now it’s going ‘boop goop’!” “Are you having any other symptoms?” “Uh, ah! I can see sounds! I can hear colors!” “Sir, have you taken any illegal substances?” “No! I just ate a brownie that a drug addict gave me but that ain’t got nothing to do with my emergency!” “And what’s your emergency, sir?” “I measured my butt crack three times and it was longer each time! I’m splitting into two people! Woo!” “There’s like 17 more brownies on that plate. I’mma finish them off and call you back.”

A fake 911 transcript shows an increasingly frantic caller reporting impossible symptoms after eating a brownie, while insisting the brownie has nothing to do with the emergency. He eventually reveals there are 17 more brownies and decides to eat them too, making the clip an absurd reaction meme about denial, accidental intoxication, and doubling down on a terrible decision. The audio uses 616psiko’s “Ptsd3ath,” a dark, chaotic phonk/electronic track, whose intense mood amplifies the escalating nonsense and punchline. EN: A fake 911 transcript shows an increasingly frantic caller reporting impossible symptoms after eating a brownie, while insisting the brownie has nothing to do with the emergency. He eventually reveals there are 17 more brownies and decides to eat them too, making the clip an absurd reaction meme about denial, accidental intoxication, and doubling down on a terrible decision. The audio uses 616psiko’s “Ptsd3ath,” a dark, chaotic phonk/electronic track, whose intense mood amplifies the escalating nonsense and punchline.

911, what's your emergency? I'm dead! I think I'm dead! Time's going by really really really slow with my heart beating backwards! What makes you think your heart's beating backwards? So I normally go goop boop, and now it's going boop goop! Are you having any other symptoms? I can see sounds! I can hear colors! Sir, have you taken any illegal substances? No! I just ate a brownie that a drug addict gave me, but that ain't got nothing to do with my emergency! And what's your emergency, sir? I measured my butt crack three times and it was longer each time! I'm splitting into two people! Woo! There's like 17 more brownies on that plate. I'mma finish them off and call you back.

♪ 616psiko — Ptsd3ath

• @eternalclassic / 22058 2022-10-27