I Haven't Showered in 10 Months

I havent showered in 10 months results: >zero blemishes, blackheads, pimples >bald spot on my scalp actually - regrowing- in >mosquitos and bugs dont bite me anymore first month was rough and smelled like a carcass and itched. after that, i felt like a beast of nature in equilibrium hence. skin just flakes off naturally, i think the thicker dermis contributes to bug invulnerability. humans are mostly hairless animals, not scrubbing the skin daily seems to allow it to work how its intended to. people say i just smell like nothing now, probably good for bears not picking up scent and whatnot. feels based. thats all i have to report for now. Is soap tax a must?

A 4chan-style text post humorously describes a person who has not showered for ten months and claims bizarre benefits, including clearer skin, hair regrowth, and immunity from insect bites. The punchline is the absurd attempt to rationalize extreme poor hygiene as a natural, “based” lifestyle while asking whether soap is really necessary. It is shared as a reaction to proudly irrational self-justification or refusing normal standards of cleanliness.

• @eternalclassic / 21809 2022-10-23