Everyone Compliments His Ass

>My sister laughed at me saying that i have an ass like the Brazilian whores who put silicone in it. >A girl once pinched my ass while we were making out. >On highschool excursion i had to find whores prostitutes in the middle of Athens because all the boys told me that if they dont fuck anything, they will all fuck me >Bro, dont take this the wrong way, but you have a nice ass >A hot girl i was flirting with once said that i have a better ass than her, and then grabbed it with both hands >A drug detective said that i should never EVER go to jail, even the guards will want a piece of my ass

A Wojak-style imageboard post lists increasingly absurd stories about people complimenting, touching, or wanting the poster’s ass. The punchline is the escalating claim that even prison guards would want a piece of it, making the post an exaggerated, crude brag about having an exceptionally attractive butt. EN: A Wojak-style imageboard post lists increasingly absurd stories about people complimenting, touching, or wanting the poster’s ass. The punchline is the escalating claim that even prison guards would want a piece of it, making the post an exaggerated, crude brag about having an exceptionally attractive butt.

• @eternalclassic / 21671 2022-10-20