Bird Shits in My Mouth

Anonymous 03/31/22(Thu)19:04:58 No.875422573 the horror 7am >be me >wake up to go for run >run for about 15 minutes >get home and lay on grass outside >beautifulmorning.jpg >close eyes >yawn >bird shits in my fucking mouth

A green-and-purple frog-like character lies on the grass after an early morning run and enjoys the beautiful morning. When he closes his eyes and yawns, a bird poops directly into his mouth. The joke is an absurd and disgusting twist on a peaceful fitness routine, presented in the style of an anonymous imageboard greentext story. EN: A green-and-purple frog-like character lies on the grass after an early morning run and enjoys the beautiful morning. When he closes his eyes and yawns, a bird poops directly into his mouth. The joke is an absurd and disgusting twist on a peaceful fitness routine, presented in the style of an anonymous imageboard greentext story.

• @eternalclassic / 21631 2022-10-20