Parents Love the Athletic Sister

>dad is easily 6’5 and has sporty built >mom is 5’11 but also has a sporty built >be me >their first born >they have my sister 16 months later >mom & dad think we’re going to be great sports players >I ended up having asthma and only being 5’4 >sister became 6’3 and has the perfect sporty built >she plays volleyball, soccer, and softball >mom & dad love her >our living is filled with pictures of her and trophies >the only picture of me is the family photo >mom & dad rarely talk to me >sister is probably going to college for free because sports >mfw I don’t even give a shit about college I just want my parents to love me

A short greentext story describes a short firstborn child with asthma being overshadowed by a tall, athletic younger sister. The punchline is that the narrator does not care about college or sports success and only wants parental affection, making the image a sad and self-deprecating reaction to feeling neglected. EN: A short greentext story describes a short firstborn child with asthma being overshadowed by a tall, athletic younger sister. The punchline is that the narrator does not care about college or sports success and only wants parental affection, making the image a sad and self-deprecating reaction to feeling neglected.

• @eternalclassic / 21351 2022-10-14