Pascal Beats the Littering Fine
My town is pushing an aggressive agenda against littering. You get like 1000 euros fines for doing it. What did my big brain townsmen do to avoid the fines? Naturally they hire Pascai, Pascai is a guy who went insane years ago. Since he is insane you can't punish him, you could but its not worth the effort, so everyone pays Pascai to throw trash everywhere. His most impressive drop was a dead horse that he put right in front of the "welcome to town" sign A friend of mine works at the police, people call to tell them if someone is littering >there's someone throwing trash here Okay, is he using a red wheelbarrow? >yes, how did you know It doesnt matter madam we ll be there soon >okay thanks Then he tells the others that its Pascai and they dont even bother to go and talk to him anymore after the dead horse incident
A dark forum-style story describes a town that hires an insane man named Pascai to litter so nobody else has to pay the fines. The police instantly recognize the red wheelbarrow and stop responding after his most extreme stunt: leaving a dead horse by the town sign. The joke is the absurd escalation and the authorities' resigned acceptance of Pascai's reputation. EN: A dark forum-style story describes a town that hires an insane man named Pascai to litter so nobody else has to pay the fines. The police instantly recognize the red wheelbarrow and stop responding after his most extreme stunt: leaving a dead horse by the town sign. The joke is the absurd escalation and the authorities' resigned acceptance of Pascai's reputation.
- @eternalclassic / 21110 2022-10-10
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- absurd, dark humor
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