Gym Greentext Escalation

>a couple of guy crack a grin >that's it >i'm defending my honor >like i said earlier, anger management issues, social retardation and no impulse control kick in >buy him a fight, he pushes me back >people think i'm pussying out >grab nearest empty fucking barbell >well at least these arms are useful for something, faggot" >fight ensues, i use all my fucking might to try and beat the shit out of the guy, but goddamn this barbell isn't wieldy >i somehow end up chasing his ass to the locker room with the empty barbell >"you're dead, you half nigger, i'll shove this iron up your ass until you're full nigger" >naked people running around in the lockers but i don't pay attention to them >he's fucking cornered >like 5 full minutes of me beating the shit out of him with the barbell like a quater staff, while he tries to (horribly) block the attacks, both of us screaming like retarded apes >never felt more violent in my life, kind of feel bad for the mulatto >he falls on the ground and i realize i might've hurt him bad >get even more anxious and retatded

A green-text 4chan-style story describes a man escalating a minor gym confrontation into a chaotic fight with an empty barbell, chasing another person into the locker room and continuing the assault. The joke is the absurd escalation, crude narration, contradictory anxiety, and intentionally misspelled, offensive language, making it usable as an absurd reaction to losing control over a trivial situation.

• @eternalclassic / 20953 2022-10-08