Corporate Experience at Home

Len Markidan Chief Marketing Officer at Podia Advertising Target Facebook Jul 2004 - Present · 18 yrs 2 mos Home - Recruited as early user for my experience with having an @edu email address. - Received a "Facebook Beanie" award for performance in 2006 March Madness bracket. - Consistently retargeted by F500 brands such as Samsung, Proctor & Gamble, and Verizon. Prime Member Amazon Feb 2008 - Present · 14 yrs 7 mos Home - Increased order volume by 823% over 7 years - Researched diverse product catalog, spanning departments from Simplehuman bag liners to cat food. - Regularly reported on product quality using review portal. Uncertified Genius Apple Nov 2003 - Present · 18 yrs 10 mos Home - Led remote tech support for older family members throughout the country. - Maintained Siri comprehension rate of over 55% for three consecutive years. - Once put off a software update for over 8 months. Account Manager Netflix Apr 2009 - Present · 13 yrs 5 mos Home - Responsible for managing (and paying for) account shared by 5 globally distributed family members. - Exceeded market benchmarks by typing password using Roku remote with 48% accuracy or greater. - Multi-year recipient of suggestions for movies I've already watched. Data Source Google Jul 2002 - Present · 20 yrs 2 mos Home - Responsible for managing submissions of monetizable personal data across a diverse suite of products including Search, Gmail, Maps, and more. - Troubleshoot Calendar sync issues. - Received #1 ranking in Search for my own name.

Пародийный профиль LinkedIn показывает домашние обязанности как многолетний профессиональный опыт работы в Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix и Google. Шутка в том, что обычные пользовательские действия — покупки, техническая поддержка родственников, просмотр фильмов и ввод личных данных — описаны корпоративным языком как впечатляющие карьерные достижения. Такой мем отправляют, когда хотят иронично представить бытовые привычки или использование сервисов как полноценную работу.

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