The Perfectly Sized Calculator

Text on the meme

About to return my new calculator I bought. This thing is really 6 inches. 6 inches is way too big to hold it’s uncomfortable. 3.5 inches is much better. 3.5 inches is the perfect size. Especially if the 3.5 inch calculator has a good personality

What it means

A blurry photo shows a large red calculator beside a smaller green calculator. The caption pretends to complain about calculator dimensions, using exaggerated measurements and “personality” as an obvious sexual double entendre. It is sent as an absurd, suggestive reaction to jokes about size and preferences.

Objects

red calculator / красный калькулятор green calculator / зелёный калькулятор calculator buttons / кнопки калькулятора digital display / цифровой дисплей white text overlay / белый текст на изображении blue-purple background / сине-фиолетовый фон handheld electronic device / портативное электронное устройство