Dark Magic Girlfriend Protection

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14 September 2021 im literally crying laughing right now! so basically today in english class i was in vc with my gf (important call because we are long distance) and my teacher snatches my phone infront of EVERYONE and tells me to go to the principals! i stand up silently and tell her "umm, i wouldn't go there if i were you!" the whole class stopped and went quiet. anyway just got home and uhhhhhhh.. me and my gf may have just put a hex on her LOL. so basically mess with me and you WILL be cursed. may this be a lesson to everyone, dont mess with a pissed of guy who knows DARK FUCKING MAGIC. because i will do everything in my power to protect my girl...

What it means

A social-media post boasts about putting a hex on a teacher who took the poster's phone during an English class call with his long-distance girlfriend. Below it, two photos show a pale, heavily eyelinered goth-looking young man making intense expressions and displaying large rings. The joke mocks melodramatic, cringey claims of “dark magic” and overprotective online romance.

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social media post / пост в соцсети young man / молодой мужчина black hair / чёрные волосы heavy black eye makeup / густой чёрный макияж вокруг глаз black shirt / чёрная футболка silver chain necklace / серебряная цепочка large rings / крупные кольца raised middle finger / поднятый средний палец white wall / белая стена two portrait photos / две портретные фотографии earring / серьга dark lipstick / тёмная помада