Reciting the Bible in Japanese

Will you date me? Breath if yes Recite the Bible in Japanese if no 天地の創造 1まだ何もなかった時、神は天と地を造りまし た。2地は形も定まらず、闇に包まれた水の上 を、さらに神の霊が覆っていました。

A Discord chat asks, “Will you date me?” and gives the recipient two choices: breathe for yes or recite the Bible in Japanese for no. The next message starts posting Japanese Bible verses, making the rejection comically elaborate and literal. Grand, stately classical music—Hangzhou Philharmonic Orchestra’s “Piano Concerto No.21 in C Major, K.467: Ⅰ. Allegro maestoso”—heightens the absurdly dramatic commitment to saying no.

♪ Hangzhou Philharmonic Orchestra — Piano Concerto No.21 in C Major, K.467: Ⅰ. Allegro maestoso

• @eternalclassic / 19853 2022-09-20