Dad Makes Black Hawk Down Real

When I was 8 my dad made me watch black hawk down bc I didn’t want to mow the lawn and he didn’t let me speak the whole movie and he made me hold his colt 727 the whole time then during the closing credits he yelled, “Do you know what those men would’ve done to mow there lawn again just one more time”

A child recalls being forced to watch Black Hawk Down while holding his father’s Colt 727 because he refused to mow the lawn. The joke exaggerates military-style punishment and uses the film’s brutal war setting to make ordinary yard work sound like a desperate privilege. It is shared as an absurd reaction to complaints about chores or not appreciating everyday comforts.

• @eternalclassic / 19553 2022-09-14