Pepe Finds a Resurrection Spell

>be me >good boy >bitch mommy died ten years ago >Bones lying in the corner of my room >I have done unthinkable things to that corpse. >No more tendies >no more hunny mussy >no more dewey >no more internet >have to hack neighbors crappy internet in order to watch anime >My once portly frame is now only a meager 500 pounds >Literally just skin and bones >Refuse to become a wagecuck >Actually go outside and ask for good boy >People treat me, a young 40 year old baby boy, like an inferior >give up. >Go to neighbors internet >Find ressurection spell

A smug-looking Pepe the Frog appears above a long 4chan-style greentext story about a 40-year-old man whose mother died, leaving him isolated, dependent on neighbors’ internet, and obsessed with resurrecting her. The punchline is the absurd escalation from childish “good boy” behavior and internet deprivation to corpse abuse and searching for a resurrection spell, making it useful as an absurd reaction to extreme desperation or failure. EN: A smug-looking Pepe the Frog appears above a long 4chan-style greentext story about a 40-year-old man whose mother died, leaving him isolated, dependent on neighbors’ internet, and obsessed with resurrecting her. The punchline is the absurd escalation from childish “good boy” behavior and internet deprivation to corpse abuse and searching for a resurrection spell, making it useful as an absurd reaction to extreme desperation or failure.

• @eternalclassic / 18836 2022-09-02