Demon Mommy Chicken Tendies Ritual

>draw magic circle >complete with drawings of tendies >Put bitch mommies bones into circle >say magic chant >My magic man boobs flop around as I wave my arms up and down in front of the circle >demons fly around, flesh starts to grow on bitch mommy >After everything settles, mommy is asleep on the circle >I wake her up >"Mommy, Mommy, give me chicken tendies!" >Mommy's eyes open >They are red >Demon mommy screeches >Loud, but not loud enough. >You want a contest, mommy? >I let out an autistic REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE to end all autistic REEEEEEs. >Demon mommy cowers before my good boy might >Put her on leash, force her to make tendies for the rest of our lives >mfw

A greentext story describes a bizarre ritual to resurrect a demonic mother who can make chicken tendies. The narrator defeats her with an extremely loud autistic scream and enslaves her into cooking tendies forever, parodying exaggerated 4chan fantasy and internet slang. EN: A greentext story describes a bizarre ritual to resurrect a demonic mother who can make chicken tendies. The narrator defeats her with an extremely loud autistic scream and enslaves her into cooking tendies forever, parodying exaggerated 4chan fantasy and internet slang.

• @eternalclassic / 18836 2022-09-02