28yo Virgin Gets a Date
>be me, 28yo virgin >Decide to just start being incredibly kind to everyone for no reason >Got a girl's number >Going on date on Saturday I'm a 3/10 and my hairline is gone how the fuck to I at least get a 2nd date?
A wide-eyed bespectacled cartoon man appears above a 4chan-style greentext. He decides to be incredibly kind, unexpectedly gets a girl’s number, and worries that his looks and receding hairline will prevent a second date. The joke is self-deprecating anxiety about dating and assuming kindness alone cannot overcome insecurity. EN: A wide-eyed bespectacled cartoon man appears above a 4chan-style greentext. He decides to be incredibly kind, unexpectedly gets a girl’s number, and worries that his looks and receding hairline will prevent a second date. The joke is self-deprecating anxiety about dating and assuming kindness alone cannot overcome insecurity.
- @eternalclassic / 95424 2026-10-09
- Template
- Greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 640×800 · 73.6 KiB
- Mood
- self-deprecating, anxious
- Language
- en
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