Take the Tard Pill

>First day at new school. Fuck it >Wear thrift store clothes and a helmet >Walk into school on first day >Drool and mumble >See a qt. Grab her booby >She gets mad. Teacher says it’s okay because I’m neuro-divergent. Gets mad at qt >Randomly scream in class >Everyone says the new kid is special >Get my own tard wrangler >Grab her boobs >She doesn’t get mad. I yell Ice Cream >She says I get ice cream if I don’t grab boobs >Smile and nod. Get ice cream >End of day, I grab a qt by the pussy. >Don’t get in trouble Take the tard pill.

A yellow, wide-eyed cartoon face appears beneath a long greentext-style story about an intentionally offensive and absurd first day at school. The narrator repeatedly gropes girls, behaves violently and inappropriately, and is excused because he is neurodivergent, ending with the ironic command to “take the tard pill.” It is used as an edgy 4chan-style reaction to mock offensive absurdity, deliberate stupidity, or provocative internet humor. EN: A yellow, wide-eyed cartoon face appears beneath a long greentext-style story about an intentionally offensive and absurd first day at school. The narrator repeatedly gropes girls, behaves violently and inappropriately, and is excused because he is neurodivergent, ending with the ironic command to “take the tard pill.” It is used as an edgy 4chan-style reaction to mock offensive absurdity, deliberate stupidity, or provocative internet humor.

• @eternalclassic / 18560 2022-08-29