50 Laptops Insurance Compensation
>be me >20 yo student >doing little computer repairs for money >get call from friend working at warehouse >"Anon, there is this huge pile of laptops that has to be thrown away. I asked my boss if I could take them and he said yes. They seem pretty recent, come and see them, maybe you can earn quite some money off it" >see pictures >lots of Thinkpad T440 >whynot.jpg >go to friend >inspect laptops >most of them have problems, but some work fine >load them on car >head back home >asshole jumps a red light and t-bones the back of my car >police comes sees dashcam footage and says this asshole was in fault >submit insurance compensation >maliciousidea.gif >put all 50 laptops into compensation >mfw I receive 30000$ in compensation for mostly broken laptops
A student who repairs computers for money receives 50 mostly broken ThinkPad T440 laptops from a warehouse, then gets into a car accident caused by another driver. Because the other driver is at fault, he claims the laptops as part of the insurance compensation and receives $30,000, turning worthless junk into a huge payout. The Pepe reaction expresses smug satisfaction at an unexpectedly profitable scheme. EN: A student who repairs computers for money receives 50 mostly broken ThinkPad T440 laptops from a warehouse, then gets into a car accident caused by another driver. Because the other driver is at fault, he claims the laptops as part of the insurance compensation and receives $30,000, turning worthless junk into a huge payout. The Pepe reaction expresses smug satisfaction at an unexpectedly profitable scheme.
- @eternalclassic / 18378 2022-08-26
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- Pepe the Frog reaction
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- smug, absurd
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