How Did It Get Like This

How did it get like this >dig in remote places >extract extremely rare rocks >perform a forming spell on the rocks >extreme heat and pressure are required >inscribe microscopic arcane sigils into your magical stones >imbue the stones with lightning >the stones gain anima >the stones speak in a language incomprehensible to al mankind >certain trained warlocks can control the powers of the stones >they learn the language of the stones >the warlocks harness the magical stones powers to bring forth light and image >the rest of the population is in awe >you can now access Fortnite porn anywhere you want from the palm of your hand

A parody of a 4chan greentext explains modern technology as an elaborate magical process: miners find rare rocks, warlocks enchant them, and the stones produce light and images. The punchline is that all this fantastical effort ultimately gives people access to Fortnite porn on a smartphone, mocking technological awe and internet culture. EN: A parody of a 4chan greentext explains modern technology as an elaborate magical process: miners find rare rocks, warlocks enchant them, and the stones produce light and images. The punchline is that all this fantastical effort ultimately gives people access to Fortnite porn on a smartphone, mocking technological awe and internet culture.

• @eternalclassic / 17807 2022-08-17