Crack Sparrow Gets Arrested

No they done got my boy Crack Sparrow 😭😭😭 PIRATE ARRESTED FOR DEALING DRUGS Elsberry, MO-LCPD Drug Task Force began an investigation into the drug distribution activities of Rob "Red Beard" McCue near the Timberlake Marina on the Mississippi River. The investigation revealed McCue believed he was a pirate and dressed as one daily. McCue lived on a pontoon boat he decorated to look like a pirate ship. LCPD conducted several undercover buys from McCue. McCue required all purchasers to say "Ahoy matey. I've come to purchase ye party favors." During the arrest of McCue he begged investigators to let him "Walk ye plank" as punishment for his actions. LCPD seized a modified shotgun, Marijuana (an illegal opiate), and pills. McCue is being held at the LCPD jail. All subjects are considered innocent until proven guilty in the court of law.

The meme is a screenshot of a news report about Rob "Red Beard" McCue, a man who dressed as a pirate and lived on a pontoon boat decorated like a pirate ship while selling drugs. The caption calls him “Crack Sparrow,” parodying Jack Sparrow, and reacts dramatically to the absurd pirate persona and arrest. EN: The meme is a screenshot of a news report about Rob "Red Beard" McCue, a man who dressed as a pirate and lived on a pontoon boat decorated like a pirate ship while selling drugs. The caption calls him “Crack Sparrow,” parodying Jack Sparrow, and reacts dramatically to the absurd pirate persona and arrest.

• @eternalclassic / 17794 2022-08-16