Dad Finds My Horse Dildo

19F) my dad found my horse dildo and I honestly want to die. Trigger Warning I still live at home and this happened last night. My dad knocked on my door because I asked for his help moving my bed. I hid my box of toys in the closet but my horse dildo is obviously huge so I just shoved it under the mattress. My bed has wheels but is very heavy and I wanted to move my dresser and my bed across the room for a different more open layout. We moved the dresser and started moving the bed but one of the wheels was stuck and my dad said, "It'd be easier if we got the mattress off." She meets were of since I was washing them it was just the mattress. He lifted it RIGHT WHERE I KNEW THEY WAS and I said "NO WAIT" But it was too late. He lifted the mattress and said "What is tha....fuck!" and put the mattress back down. His face was bright red and he couldn't make eye contact with me and he said, "I'm gonna go have a beer real quick. Lets try this again in a few minutes okay?" I said "Okay," and after he left I hid my toy in the dresser and he came back after a few minutes and said "Is it ok for us to take the mattress off?" I nodded and he lifted it and propped it against the wall and we moved the solid wood frame and he helped put the mattress back. I said, "Listen, dad about what you saw..." and he put his hand up shook his head and said "I don't know what you're talking about I didn't see anything other than a bed and a mattress." We talked about other things for a sec and he went back downstairs while I tried to forget that my father just saw my giant horse dildo and now knows that I own one. I was honestly so embarrassed I cried after he left.

A long confessional post describes a young woman whose father discovers her oversized horse-shaped sex toy while helping move her bed. The awkward denial and the crying cat image turn the embarrassing story into an absurd reaction meme, used when someone feels mortified and wants to disappear. EN: A long confessional post describes a young woman whose father discovers her oversized horse-shaped sex toy while helping move her bed. The awkward denial and the crying cat image turn the embarrassing story into an absurd reaction meme, used when someone feels mortified and wants to disappear.

• @eternalclassic / 17625 2022-08-13