One Percent Black DNA Test

When you find out you’re 1% black... Чувак, только что пришел мой ДНК тест Dude, my DNA test just came in. зеленую капусту и Хэннесси collard greens and a Hennessy. С каких пор ты слушаешь gangsta рэп? Since when do you listen to gangsta rap? Вот дерьмо. Он идет. Веди себя естественно. Oh sh*t. Here he comes. Play cool. Я сказал прекратите сопротивление. I said stop resisting. По всей стране начались протесты Protests have broken out across the country Matthew Michael Josten Он белый! He’s white!

A white man proudly announces that his DNA test says he is one percent African and immediately starts performing exaggerated stereotypes: ordering collard greens and Hennessy, changing his voice, listening to gangsta rap, and claiming police discrimination. The escalating skit cuts to a fake news report about protests and ends with the absurd punchline that the supposedly innocent Black victim, Matthew Michael Josten, is actually white. The audio uses comedic dialogue, music, and police-siren/emergency-vehicle sounds to heighten the escalation and parody racial identity stereotypes. EN: A white man proudly announces that his DNA test says he is one percent African and immediately starts performing exaggerated stereotypes: ordering collard greens and Hennessy, changing his voice, listening to gangsta rap, and claiming police discrimination. The escalating skit cuts to a fake news report about protests and ends with the absurd punchline that the supposedly innocent Black victim, Matthew Michael Josten, is actually white. The audio uses comedic dialogue, music, and police-siren/emergency-vehicle sounds to heighten the escalation and parody racial identity stereotypes.

Dude my DNA test just came in look at this one percent African. Yes. I'm black, bro. You're not black. Okay, it says one percent You guys ready to order? I'll take the fried chicken collard greens and a henna. Oh, why did you order that and change your inflection? I am so sorry. Sorry. Shit. I would order the same thing bookin like a true brother What was that why folks wouldn't understand it's a black thing you're not black When you listen to gangsta rap, oh We getting pulled over stop talking like that. I know this is how you don't understand because you're not a black man like me But I need you to follow all of the offices and structure white because pay cool license registration. Yeah African-american. He's not African-american I said stop resisting! I said stop resisting! I said stop! Oh my God! And he's back to our African American track and he's fly! Both sides have broken out across the country as another innocent black man has been gunned down by a white cop. The victim, 26-year-old African American, Matt Lujan. He's not black! He's white!

• @sbunem / 67124 2024-02-19