Peppermint Pills Made Him a Machine
I recently spent £6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days..... all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint......
A large black Angus bull stands in a field beneath a story about a farmer buying an expensive bull that initially showed no interest in cows. After the vet gives him daily pills, the bull becomes extremely sexually active, breaking through the fence to breed with the neighbor’s cows. The punchline is that the pills taste like peppermint, implying they may be the same kind of mint-flavored pills associated with sexual performance. EN: A large black Angus bull stands in a field beneath a story about a farmer buying an expensive bull that initially showed no interest in cows. After the vet gives him daily pills, the bull becomes extremely sexually active, breaking through the fence to breed with the neighbor’s cows. The punchline is that the pills taste like peppermint, implying they may be the same kind of mint-flavored pills associated with sexual performance.
- @eternalclassic / 17255 2022-08-06
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