Group Chat Availability Next Week

the group chat when I ask who's available to play next week

A fast montage follows a man in a red shirt or gray hoodie appearing in wildly different places, including a rocky shoreline, an industrial tank, an airplane lavatory, King's Cross station, a park, and an office. The synthetic-sounding narration lists increasingly absurd locations and situations as if each person in the group chat is unavailable, turning ordinary scheduling into escalating surreal chaos. It works as a reaction to friends giving ridiculous excuses for not being free. EN: A fast montage follows a man in a red shirt or gray hoodie appearing in wildly different places, including a rocky shoreline, an industrial tank, an airplane lavatory, King's Cross station, a park, and an office. The synthetic-sounding narration lists increasingly absurd locations and situations as if each person in the group chat is unavailable, turning ordinary scheduling into escalating surreal chaos. It works as a reaction to friends giving ridiculous excuses for not being free.

I'm in Weldon Spring I'm in Yevley I'm in the abandoned city of Pripyat I'm inside one of the inch and down oil tanks I'm off to the Arctic for three weeks I am not inside a fusion reactor I'm in Hull I'm at Disney World I'm in an airplane bathroom I'm in an unpowered glider I'm in Iceland I'm flying a few thousand feet over Lincolnshire I'm at Platform 9 and 3 quarters I am under the English Channel I am still in the Arctic I'm on top of a hill I am in Baton Rouge I am squinting into the sun I'm in Swindon. I am about to cross a road. I'm in Bristol. I'm on my way back from the Arctic. I'm at Space Camp. I am putting myself at risk of being sued. I'm at a party. I'm at the Eureka weather station. I am with Norm. I am back with Norm. Last time I was outside this pub with Norm, he taught me how to strangle someone. I am back in the UK and I have a cold.

• @eternalclassic / 17254 2022-08-06