Три девушки на ладони

- Итак, давай - одна брюнетка и одна рыжая - это похоже на твой «первый раз»? - хорошо - а теперь возьми рыжую - нет, не похоже на твой первый с*кс?

На вечернем телешоу седовласый ведущий просит гостью представить, что у неё на ладони находятся три девушки: блондинка, брюнетка и рыжая. Он по очереди предлагает прикладывать их к лицу и спрашивает, напоминает ли это первый сексуальный опыт; шутка строится на двусмысленной инсценировке и финальной реакции, когда все трое «трясутся» на ладони. EN: On a late-night talk show, a gray-haired host asks a female guest to imagine that three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are in her hand. He has her place them by her face one by one and asks whether it feels like her first sexual experience; the joke comes from the absurd double entendre and the final reaction when all three are “shaken” in her palm.

Okay, so look there's three ladies in my hand. There are three ladies in your hand. Okay, she's blonde She's a brunette and she's a redhead. Okay. Now. I want you to pick up the blonde All right, put her by the side of your face Does that feel like the first time you made love? No, okay, put her back put her back pick up the brunette Put it there Does that feel like the first time you did it? No, no, okay? Ooh, now pick up the redhead. Redhead. She's a redhead. She's hot. Does it do it for you? No. Not like the first time you had sex, but you're back. Okay. Okay, now pick them all up. Shake them up. Does that feel... Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

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